A brand new band for you today folks. They are five young fellows from Hemel Hempstead(*) and call themselves Scholars. They have just released a single, which I think is their first and it’s entitled “Bad For Business”; you will find below. They play rock from the heart and it’s full of the kind of teen angst that Placebo once exuded before they replaced it with middle-aged intolerance.
*Hemel Hempstead’s population is equivalent to 2,300 per square kilometre, compared tot he 150 I informed you of yesterday for Cornwall and 43% of the adult population are swimming instructors. Incest is not discussed.
